By the time I hit 20 I could have published a book filled with explanations for hyperactive bathroom use. All I know is shortly after Jay and I began making love in a very uncomfortable place, I started having to request a lot more bathroom breaks from my teacher. More on butt stuff:
I remember one evening in particular. Photo via Flickr user Elvert Barnes For the past several years I have been experiencing very sudden urges to poop.
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But straddling Jay's lap one night, I found myself wanting it… maybe somewhere else? Two months later he asked me point blank if I was regurgitating my meals.
Do you expect me to believe that you are going to the bathroom at the exact same time every single day?